"In the Year 2525" Is A Dystopian Song. "In the Year 2021" is USC vs. UC Davis

USC breaks ranks with UCLA and Notre Dame as the only schools never to play a Division 1-AA opponent in football

“In the year 2525, if man is still alive, if woman can survive…” from the 1968 song by Zager and Evans

In the year 2021, USC football breaks the chain, of playing only top-tier games…

In the year 2021, OJ scores a hole-in-one, Trojans say “what the hey” and schedule game vs. 1-AA.

In the year 2021, Helton’s gone and so’s the fun, no one’s flying United to see them, play UC Davis at the Coliseum…

In the year 2021, never thought the day would come, USC at such a schism, dropping down to sub-division. Of all scandals come to fruition, playing Davis is the act of sedition…

In the year 2021, this Trojan guard of fortunate sons, takes on team led by Hawkins, a coach who’s really good at talking. Known for dropping gems and pearls, says USC “Division one, not intramurals!!...”

In the year 2021, Notre Dame and UCLA are left to stand, as only schools to give a damn. Two teams vying to coalesce, never to play FCS...

In the year 2021, AD Swann on the run, mark the date Sept. 4, when UC Aggies take the floor. Boos cascade in half-filled unison, joined by ghost of Marion Morrison.

In the year 2021, the “Big Three” is down by one, so after Keck and Max Nikias, bow to Bruins\Touchdown Jesus.

In the year 2021, under summer’s searing sun, Mighty Troy takes on farmers’ sons. Worse than stockings filled with coal, worse than losing Freedom Bowl.

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